Heeeeere they come.
Colorful and fun videos of Sunday’s delightfully shorter Pride Parade (now with just 25 arrests!) are all over the Internet.
Now, people are starting to post the less-glamorous videos of post-parade mayhem.
One early contender for “Ouch of the Year” is this vid that was filmed inside the Wrigleyville Taco Bell. See it HERE.
After more than a minute of screaming and sassing, things get physical. There’s a slap, then a punch that sends the big guy plunging to the floor.
According to Chicago Police Department and Chicago Fire Department records, this incident happened just before 1 o’clock this morning inside the restaurant at 1111 W. Addison. The alleged offender fled the scene before police arrived. Mr. Big suffered a broken ankle.
Now that you know what’s coming, you may find yourself doing what we did: Screaming at the video, “Don’t do it girl! No! No! Girl. Unt-uh! GIRL, NO!”