1:07AM Saturday: Officers are asked to accompany the fire department to Red Ivy, 3519 N. Clark. “A guy tried to kick in the door of a bathroom stall and he broke his knee.”
You’re Xcused
4:09PM Monday: Skyscraper Heels, 2202 W Belmont, reports that a shoplifter just stole 3 pairs of shoes and jumped into a black Mercedes bearing vanity plate “XCUSE MI.” CPD record HX197134.
Reefer Madness
3:19PM Saturday: A woman calls 911 from the 500 block of Wellington. Her husband pushed her after she threw way his secret stash of marijuana. CPD record HX203394