Given what we know, we could catch the rapist who attacked and robbed a woman in that Boystown alley yesterday afternoon..
Wearing a White Sox skully with a pompom in Wrigleyville? He may as well have smiled for the cameras—which he literally did.
The story as we see it now is that Chicago Police Department brass have begun treating part of our neighborhood as a “box.”
More on that after the—seriously, you’re gonna get him, right???—arrest announcement.