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Cops: Lakeview Man Put Poop Under Noisy Neighbor’s Door ‘Cuz Urine Didn’t Quiet Them Down—”I Had To Step It Up”

A Lakeview man poured “liquid feces” under a neighbor’s apartment door because he had to “step it up” after plain old urine failed to get the occupants to quiet down, according to police. 29-year-old engineer Alan Q. Clay pleaded guilty to criminal damage to property last week and received a sentence of two years supervised

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North Side Bank Robber Look-Alike Walks Free

Michael Weimer (right) was stopped after a “concerned citizen” thought he looked like a wanted bank robber (left) UPDATE MAY 1, 2017: Weimer has now been charged with bank robbery — but not before he managed to rob yet another bank, the FBI says. Story here. Our original story follows. —————— It’s good news, bad news